So literal

Tyler and Brody got up from their nap and asked for a snack.  I said, "OK, but mommy's feet are cold and I need my slippers.  Do you think you could go get me my slippers and then I'll get you a snack?  You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.  How about that?"  And Tyler said, "ok" and then I felt him scratching my back.  My feet are still cold.

Yesterday at lunch

I overheard a conversation between Tyler and Brody yesterday at lunch while putting in a load of laundry.  It went something like this:

Tyler: "If you don't have a mouth you can't talk, right Brody?"
Brody: "Yeah, and if you don't have eyes you can't see, right?"
Tyler: "Yeah, and if you don't have ears you can't hear anything, right Brody?"
Brody: "Yeah, and if you don't have a nose you can't wipe it when you have snot all over."
Tyler: (silence)
Brody: "And if you don't have hair.............." (nothing)

Ninja Brody

I'll never forget this day when Brody came into the kitchen with this getup and pronounced, "Mom, I'm a ninja!"